TEA CHANNELS DISS TRACK (Parody of Bitch Lasagna)

TEA CHANNELS DISS TRACK (Parody of Bitch Lasagna) lyrics

[Intro]
I don't like you, tea channels
Nothing personal, cunts
But I must go all out
Just this once [Verse 1]
Sandwich or pasta, whichever will it be?
Back to the kitchen, tea channels, I'm here to spill the real tea
You tryna slander Gabbie til' it's overdone?
But you female so you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fuckin' done
'Cause we only just begun, commentate you: *clap clap*
Cringy, bye bitch, gone!
So come on tea channels, looking like you need some karma
Here, no one cares 'bout women drama[Chorus]
Women drama, women drama
Tea channels ain't nothing but some women drama
Women drama, women drama
Look at tea channels, they're just making up some trauma
Women drama, women drama
Tea channels ain't nothing but some women drama
Women drama, women drama
Tea channels just wet themselves in their pajamas[Verse 2]
So why you wanna cancel, and isn't that a drawback? (Ew)
I'm an edgy gamer chad, while you're just virgin soyjacks (Oof)
You got all the teenage girls and Twitter cancellations, but
We got fat guys round the world so hold your allegations (Oops)
"Spill the tea," what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Your language sounds like it came from a BLM community
Predator? Alt-right? Making up some bullshit
Now ban them all from Twitter and let's beat these fuckin' catboys and their—[Chorus]
Women drama, women drama
Look at tea channels, they're just crying for their mama
Women drama, women drama
Tea channels ain't nothing but some women drama
Women drama, women drama
Look at tea channels, they're just making up some trauma
Women drama, women drama
Tea channels ain't nothing but some women drama[Outro]
You claim to care about creator responsibility
But all your videos are researched terribly deliberately
Slander!