[Verse 1: Mickey Avalon]
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD [Verse 2: Andre Legacy]
My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen[Verse 3: Dirt Nasty]
My dick locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman[Verse 4: Mickey Avalon]
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude[Verse 5: Andre Legacy]
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff, it needs work
[Verse 6: Dirt Nasty]
My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus[Verse 7: Mickey Avalon]
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function[Verse 8: Andre Legacy]
My dick served a whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin[Verse 9: Dirt Nasty]
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
[Verse 10: Mickey Avalon]
My dick good, good loving
Your dick good for nothing[Verse 11: Andre Legacy]
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty[Verse 12: Dirt Nasty]
My dick pretty damn skippy
Your dick hungry as a hippie[Verse 13: Mickey Avalon]
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines[Verse 14: Andre Legacy]
My dick is like an M16
Your dick broken vending machine[Verse 15: Dirt Nasty]
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs[Verse 16: Mickey Avalon]
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
[Verse 17: Andre Legacy]
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up[Verse 18: Dirt Nasty]
My dick grade-A beef
Your dick made a geek[Verse 19: Mickey Avalon]
My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless[Verse 20: Andre Legacy]
My dick 'nuff said
Your dick loves Fred[Chorus: Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, & Andre Legacy]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

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