[Intro]
Alright, this doesn't sound too bad, I must say
Okay, okay, alright
Here's to new beginnings
You always gotta clear out the throat, very important
That's what she said [Chorus]
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
[Verse 1]
Bust that Astroglide right open, jerkin my gherkin, that ain't working
Taking off that nurse's clothing, lemme cum without her knowing
Couple of vids, it's never boring, and it's never abhorrent
Adoring girls I'm exploring in the land of black and orange
I remember when my voice sound like a squeaky fricking doorhinge
Bust that door in in the morning and you'll catch me fricking moaning
I'm always glad, never mad, you will not catch me sad
As long as I got that Pornhub tab in the back[Chorus]
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater[Verse 2]
Mia Khalifa? Or a Mia Malkova?
I'm 'bout to cum all over ya, so please, go fricking slower
I'm not dirty, but I can if you want me to be
I got the meat, gimme your buns so I can give you the seed
I'll save embarrassment please by not cutting the cheese
Have it your way, like this is Burger King
The only thing I need has a P and a B
Or a R and a T and a E
[Chorus]
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater[Verse 3]
This beat goes hard like my dick
When I see my girlfriend's tits
Make me wanna just lick and stick my dick in 'em
'Cause I love that stuff
I ain't tryna bluff, but I love it so much
I love it when my women go
I just love it when my women go
I love it when my women go
I just love it when my women go[Chorus]
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
I'm a beat meater? No, I'm a meat beater
I'm a meat beater, call me a meat beater
[Outro]
I must say, I'm kinda in that mood now
I'm gonna catch y'all later
Probably gonna hit up Pornhub, y'know?
Let this beat ride out
I wish Diamond would ride me out
What? I didn't say anything
Bye

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