[Chorus]
I'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to the strains of marijuana
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might roll it up later
Matter of fact, I'm feelin' so faded
Wax got me breathin' like Vader I'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to the strains of marijuana
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might flick it up later
Might call it a day and have your girl over
And call that shit catered[Verse]
Yo, I wrote this off an edible
It had me feelin' incredible
Pullеd me out of abominable
"Officer, all this cannabis mеdical
Do you hear what I'm tellin' you?
Do I look like a felon to you?"
Poppin' off on the top floor
I'm gettin' topped off, hell of a view
I'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to the wax and concentrates, yo
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might flick it up later
All that I ever wanted was
To covet the cover of The Fader, so faded[Verse 2]
I never say what I do before I do what I say, bruh
I'm stackin' diamonds high, I'm puttin' in that labor
Bandwagon jumpers? I won't be here later
So do me a favor: don't do me no favors
I tried to be a doctor but I had no patience
She be like, "I don't know why but I love your cadence, boy."
Matter of fact, if she asks me nice
I might fuck her on her onlyfans
And become her favorite, cause...[Hook]
I'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to strains of marijuana
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might roll it up later
Matter of fact, I'm feelin' so faded
Wax got me breathin' like Vader
[Hook]
I'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to strains of marijuana
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might flick it up later
Matter of fact, I'm anything but jaded
Shatter got me feelin' outrageous[Verse]
I don't walk around like I run the world
Rather I couldn't care less who does
I'm the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of dab recording
A purveyor of exoticas
I'm pullin' up at Fine Fettle like it's the new Standard
I love it how they comin' in clutch
But see, the law be tryin'a find me
Cause rumor has it I be at the border playin' double dutchRoll up, get close, no cigar
The form I live? It's an art
I protect my heart like I'm Stark
Until it all falls apartNow, your man keeps callin' me a gimmick
I'm just tryin'a pop eyes like ate spinach
On the other hand your girl keep tellin' me to go hard
Got my fists feelin' like Terry Bogard, but...
[Hook]
I'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to strains of marijuana
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might roll it up later
Matter of fact, I'm feelin' so faded
Wax got me breathin' like VaderI'm the self-proclaimed MJ, yeah, waddup Zendaya?
When it comes to strains of marijuana
They call me playa playa
Might dabble in it, might get into it
Might flick it up later
Matter of fact, I'm anything but jaded
Shatter got me feelin' outrageous[Outro]
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What...is happening?
Whoa...
I think I took the whole thing...

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